After purchasing your tickets, you receive an email from the folks at Conundrum House. It includes instructions for the event and an invitation to book a time to speak with one of the creators about which of the characters you want to play.
Below are 30 Characters for you to choose from! Luminaries have motive to commit the art crime, VIPs have the 411 on the Luminaries but expose themselves to jeopardy if exposing what they know.
PLEASE NOTE: If the coloring book image is in color, that character is already taken.
We can hardly wait to learn Who You Will Be in the Hayter Art Caper!
Luminaries
These characters have plenty of motive to commit a crime at tonight’s Silent Auction. Don’t turn your back on these folks!
[SOLD] Betsy Bestie — American Journalist, Editor, Playwright and SeriousXP Talk Show Host “Town Haul With Miss Bestie”
[SOLD] Cherry Maggie McPi — Famous “Down Home” Podcaster, “High Noon with Cherry Maggie McPi”
[SOLD] Dr. Streusel — Children’s Book Author and Illustrator, including the Best-Selling “Green Stegs and Sham”
[SOLD] Elmyr Haytr — Celebrity Art Forger
[SOLD] Hammond-Elmer Hader — Fundamentalist illustrator and creator of ultra-conservative, instructional, or allegorical, books and graphic novels geared for the teenage market. His best-selling graphic novel series is, “Fundamental, Fundamentalist Foundations for Fledgling Fundamentalists”.
[SOLD] Helena Toy Bellasaatchi — Wife to the Heir of the Bellasaatchi fortune and family business manager.
[SOLD] Hilde Hurlitt — Executive Director of the “Berlin Museum of Old and New Art,” lovingly referred to as the BMONA
[SOLD] Ima Jo Kahn-Ewe — Joy-Berta and Hammond-Elmer Hader’s long-lost-newly-met cousin, Family Business General Manager
[SOLD] Joy-Berta Hader — Existentialist illustrator and creator of instructional, or allegorical, books and multi-media geared for the teenage market. Her best-selling “experiment” (as she calls them) is “Need Title Here”
[SOLD] Little Susie Gurring — Human Rights Activist
[SOLD] Lucien LaStrange — Billionaire Business Man and Rabbit Art Collector
[SOLD] Poppy Tamer Street — Best Selling Author of “Women, Raise Your Fists Now!” and Feminist columnist for the “O” magazine (as in “O Clay Homie” magazine)
[SOLD] Velveeta Dickson — paper doll designer and creator of the “714 Madison Avenue Doll Store”
[SOLD] Volfgank Bellasaatchi — Heir to the Great Bellasaatchi family fortunes. Has made a quiet reputation as a collector and trader of the world’s most fabulous art.
[SOLD] Wilma Skies — Art Consultant and World Renowned art historian, journalist and exhibition producer.
VIPs
These characters have plenty of info on the Luminary Guests characters. Best to befriend as many of these folks as possible…
[SOLD] Ahn Rhandy — Writer, Existentialist Party Activist
[SOLD] Cecilia Wilson Peters — Chairman of Crustie’s Auction House
[SOLD] Claudette Hansom Fellowes — Triple Agent, Moonlighting Industrial Spy
[SOLD] Cornwallis Hurlitt — Eccentric hermit, Brother of BMONA Museum Director Hilde Hurlitt
[SOLD} Gene Spleitzer — American Artist, Professor of Art at Y’ale University
Hans wander Pol — BEST Vandermeer Forger Ever
[SOLD] Kareen N. Trolley —Trolley Tunes fortunes Heiress, Executive Producer of Trolley Tunes Studios
[SOLD] Lois Louise Lucia Lincoln — Cherry Maggie McPi’s Producer and Business Partner, Former Book Editor
[SOLD] O. C. Westman — Children’s Book Illustrator, Author of “Spam and Firefly”
[SOLD] Psymon Houghty — Best-selling Author, “Gallery of the Missing: a History of Art Theft, Thieves and Thieving Artists Who Need to do Their Own Thing Rather than Forge the Work of Others”
[SOLD] Rachel T. Grete — Officer in the Art and Antiquities Unit at Scotland Yard in London
[SOLD] Rosie Valiant — Arts and Antiquities Recover-er
[SOLD] Sean Greenacres — The Bolting Forgers Insanely Talented Artist / Sculptor / Craftsman
[SOLD] Sheeza Grete-Kahn — Gallerist
[SOLD] Stephanie Knott-Breit — Waitress