Luminary Roles

Characters with motive to commit major crimes or engage in massive cover ups.

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Betsy Bestie
$99.00
American Journalist, Editor, Playwright and SeriousXP Talk Show Host “Town Haul With Miss Bestie”
Cherry Maggie McPi
$99.00
Famous “Down Home” Podcaster, “High Noon with Cherry Maggie McPi”
Dr. Streusal
$99.00
Children’s Book Author and Illustrator
Elmyr Haytr
$99.00
Celebrity Art Forger
Hammond-Elmer Hayter
$99.00
Fundamentalist illustrator and creator of ultra-conservative, instructional, or allegorical, books and graphic novels geared for the teenage market. His best-selling graphic novel series is, “Fundamental, Fundamentalist Foundations for Fledgling Fundamentalists”
Hilde Hurlitt
$99.00
Executive Director of the “Berlin Museum of Old and New Art,” lovingly referred to as the BMONA
Ima Jo Kahn-Ewe
$99.00
Joy-Berta and Hammond-Elmer Hayter’s long-lost-newly-met cousin, Family Business General Manager
Joy-Berta Hayter
$99.00
Existentialist illustrator and creator of instructional, or allegorical, books and multi-media geared for the teenage market. Her best-selling “experiment” (as she calls them) is “Need Title Here”
Little Susie Gurring
$99.00
Human Rights Activist
Lucien LaStrange
$99.00
Billionaire Business Man and Rabbit Art Collector
Poppy Tamer Street
$99.00
Best Selling Author of “Women, Raise Your Fists Now!” and Feminist columnist for the “O” magazine (as in “O Clay Homie” magazine)
Velveeta Dickson
$99.00
paper doll designer and creator of the “714 Madison Avenue Doll Store”
Wilma Skies
$99.00
Art Consultant and World Renowned art historian, journalist and exhibition producer

VIP Roles

Characters with the 411 on Luminaries

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