Luminary Roles
Characters with motive to commit major crimes or engage in massive cover ups
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Betsy Bestie
$99.00American Journalist, Editor, Playwright and SeriousXP Talk Show Host “Town Haul With Miss Bestie”
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Cherry Maggie McPi
$99.00Famous “Down Home” Podcaster, “High Noon with Cherry Maggie McPi”
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Dr. Streusal
$99.00Children’s Book Author and Illustrator
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Elmyr Haytr
$99.00Celebrity Art Forger
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Hammond-Elmer Hayter
$99.00Fundamentalist illustrator and creator of ultra-conservative, instructional, or allegorical, books and graphic novels geared for the teenage market. His best-selling graphic novel series is, “Fundamental, Fundamentalist Foundations for Fledgling Fundamentalists”
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Hilde Hurlitt
$99.00Executive Director of the “Berlin Museum of Old and New Art,” lovingly referred to as the BMONA
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Ima Jo Kahn-Ewe
$99.00Joy-Berta and Hammond-Elmer Hayter’s long-lost-newly-met cousin, Family Business General Manager
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Joy-Berta Hayter
$99.00Existentialist illustrator and creator of instructional, or allegorical, books and multi-media geared for the teenage market. Her best-selling “experiment” (as she calls them) is “Need Title Here”
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Little Susie Gurring
$99.00Human Rights Activist
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Lucien LaStrange
$99.00Billionaire Business Man and Rabbit Art Collector
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Poppy Tamer Street
$99.00Best Selling Author of “Women, Raise Your Fists Now!” and Feminist columnist for the “O” magazine (as in “O Clay Homie” magazine)
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Velveeta Dickson
$99.00paper doll designer and creator of the “714 Madison Avenue Doll Store”
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Wilma Skies
$99.00Art Consultant and World Renowned art historian, journalist and exhibition producer